Happy 4th July, Americans!
As a non-American, I have been advised that 4th July requires fireworks and screenings of "Jaws". @BSM made us this happily little image to celebrate:
Inspired by the weird scary-shark-movie tradition 
, I've added coupon code SHARKBAIT24 to the store, giving 4.7% discount to celebrate (expires 6th July).
Jun 2024's Elf-Disclosure report published
Our Elf-Disclosure report for June 2024 is now published. It's a long read, so buckle up! Also, this is the first month we've had a previous year's report to reflect back on. To see how far we've come, compare with the June 2023 Elf-Disclosure report!
Grandfathered subscription pricing deprecated from 1 Aug
For reasons outlined here, from 1 Aug, any remaining grandfathered subscriptions will be repriced on renewal to match current rates (this note will accompany all blog posts during July 2024).
ElfHosted supports Riven
There's some complicated math in the Elf-Disclosure report, but the TL;DR is that ElfHosted subscriptions resulted in a revenue-sharing sponsorship of $52 to the devs in June! 
(If you'd like to support Riven in addition to the 30% of your subscription, join me in sponsoring here)
Coming up..
Look forward to updates in the near future re Comet (a new Stremio addon), a trial of our US cluster (I registered elfhosted.us today), and an improvement in the store layout / structure! :)
Today's scoreboard
| Metric | Numberz | Delta |
| 🧝 Total subscribers | 364 | +2 |
| 👾 Zurg mounts: | 179 | +22 |
| ⛰ Riven pods: | 38 | +14 |
| 🐬 Tenant pods | 4513 | +843 |
| 🦸 Elf-vengers | 8 | - |
| 🧑🎓 Trainees | 23 | - |
| 🐛 Bugz squished | - | - |
| 🕹️ New toyz | - | - |
Summary
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